It's been a long day, all I want to do is shovel too much snow off my deck before more snow and ice come. I have this fear that my deck will collapse. I also have a fear my roof is going to collapse, cause I watch too many news reports and am paranoid. But I can't reach the roof, so I settle for cleaning off the deck. If the 10 year old can just play with the 3 year old for less than a half an hour, I can bang it out. Instead, I get this:
Mom, you have a message on your phone.
Mom, I'm thirsty.
Mom, you have a message on your phone. (It's the same message)
Mom, can you pretend to talk to me on your phone?
Mom, I'm hungry.
Mom, he won't put cartoons on for me.
Mom, can I have apples?
Mom, can I have chocolate?
Mom, what are you doing? (REALLY?)
Mom, you have a message on your phone. (STILL THE SAME MESSAGE!)
Mom, can you come watch me poop?
Mom, my feet are cold.
CAN YOU WATCH ME POOP? Really? Just leave me alone for like 5 minutes. I'm not watching you poop and your feet wouldn't be cold if you would just go in the house and leave me be for FIVE minutes.
Sigh...At least they keep me laughing...
